that hand is me
i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”
i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls
You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
They warned me and I listened but THEN I DIDN’T HAHAHAHAHAhaha
i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE
Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!
Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
School and Tumblr